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Prebology!!

Gathering at HK house!

YESTERDAY

went over to Howkiat's house. AWFULLY FUN MANS!! First headed down to King Albert Park to get food. BUT!! this time round. howkiat wasnt the one paying the bill first => SCRIMP! i tink i was made confused by that irritating Cs... Cuz we were expecting 15ppl. and my initial budget was $10per pax. den eric said $10-15.. den cs started blabbering dunno wad.. and was talkin about $15. eventually 15ppl 15dollars each. and i was targeting the bill to be at $150.. (1-5, 1-5, 1-5) 2wks not touching maths and it became like this. eventually when i went to foot the bill. eric then clarified everything. everyone is paying 10bucks!!!

Called howkiat and asked if he ended his lesson. and he said he was having lecture. den asked if he had charcoal.. Eventually went in to buy and overshot the 150 mark. Was trying bloody hard to find a cab. but dunno why taxi drivers nowadays really piss me off. Luckily. Howkiat called and he said his lecture end. AS IF!!! (back and forth about 5mins nia..) i think he is dreaming himself as lecturer and end the lesson himself

WOOOTS!! howkiat drove his father Merz. which is more expensive than my HDB flat. Cool huh? Priced at $270,000.. His own BMW is $110,000. which is about half the price of my HDB flat?!.. Rich people........................

Watched KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN (2epi) and i tink cs was really pissed as no activities. finally austin came and played daideeeeee. And Cs started being irritating again.. People then started pouring in. like fidel. yibin. samson. Czl. tinghui. lixin. shipeng. jinfa. jiaguang. ws. 15peeps!. Oh. samson and Czl came at the very right time. when the food was just being served.

had seaweed chicken. fried chicken. french fries. FRUITS(hell lots of them). calamari. BBQ stuff. and meat cooked by the maid.. i think howkiat is a much better chef than his maid. i tink his maids' beef is like rubber band. and i tink chewing them any longer would make my jaw like yibin =X jinfa sam cs hk and jg went to play bridge. while the rest of us were talking. almost evrything....

Topic No.1: Who is more irritating? Chanseng or Yibin?

Conclusion: Me eric czl thinks is Cs. and lixin think is Yibin

Topic No. 2: Who can get a girlfriend easiest among the 3: Cs, Yibin and Fidel

Conclusion: Easiest: yibin. then fidel. den Cs

Then yibin found out we were discussing about him. and we diverted the topic to his LIPS! that they always 'protrude' or 'stick out'? and he believed it!! and we started using whose lips is the thickest to mean who can find a gf easier.. dunno how to say. but the entire process is super funny.

Then talked about Uni admission. NS. whether we will meet tgter in e future (with our kids). Howkiat and his resemblence to his father. and many other funny things. Soon. we started playing with fire. (refer to Czl blog for more details..) but is really hell fun i think. from petroleum jelly outside his house. to his garden. nxt is where?!?! howkiat is really good at blowing (sounds crude huh?!). but is true. given the power of his voice... i really think he can go and sing opera or something..

Den zhongheng time!! i really think babies borned with a silver spoon in their mouth like him is hell lucky. esp in the generation today(no talking about e recession). but he has so many toys and such a HUGE bag of plastic balls. but i tink with 2e5 around. he is super pitiful..

while playin with the balls. lixin me jinfa yibin and czl went to play with him. but jinfa and yibin started throwing the balls arnd. and ended in a war... and the baby ran off somewhere else. den hk's mum went to get a bubble playing thingy for him to play.. and he was grinning from ear to ear. but once we played with that thing. he like super sian and ran away... like we're big bullies or sth.. he then went to basement. wanting to watch VCD. dunno wad bee movie. but dunno why the vcd player cannot be switched on.. den me and lixin went to play with him.. I TINK BOTH OF US ARE SUPER DESPO?!. keep insisting him to call us korkor and jiejie. but he didnt wan. and i tink i am really a kid i tell ya. i started playing roaring with him.. and AHHHHH!! at him.. and he will AHHHHH!! back at me and get super duper high. and run around and ahhh me. den he started running arnd and we tickle him and everything. super fun.. den czl was like e guard. dun letting him escape or sth.

In e end he went up. and hk carried him.. and guess wad.. he gave me a KISS! very cute hor.. initially wanted to give lixin. but hk ordered him to bite her.. LOl. but too bad. no kiss! only for me WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! i am such a baby-boy.

went home time!! and stupid jiaguang czl lixin and austin took hk's car to go home. no space for me!! and Cs very "jiang yi qi" got off the car to accompany jinfa to go home. took LRT MRT and reached home!!

TODAY

woke up at 8. slept...

woke up at 9. slept...

woke up at 10 by a nightmare(daymare to be exact..). couldnt get to sleep

went off to orchard with my mum. went to cine to get food first. i tink the KOUFU at cine is so much more nicer than the one in westmall. but the food is more EX though. there's mini-steamboat sold somemore.. 4soup bases+a veg combo+beef = 6.80. and rice is free!! didnt really see the serving. but i tink pretty worth it lehhs. nvm. didnt eat tt anyways. went over to heeren first to get my tie (wont reveal it.. only 3ppl noes of it now. plus me = 4) den went arnd. trying to get a BLACK! and hopefully not a slightest chance of gray. robinson didnt really sell BLACK! but settled on one at OG. my mum wanted to go G2000 though. but i kinda 'scolded' her? cuz was too EX!!

saw sean chua and nazri at causeway. both last-min shopping. e other day saw jiajun. lex. cindy. all shopping for prom stuff. CJC's prom is at meritus mandarin. same as BVSS. and sean's super sian by it..

then went over to beach road to get NS stuff. and went home straight to sleep!! i tink my dark circles are getting worse?!. usually is abit blackish?. now at e sides becoming reddish!! AHHHH!

Some photos as promised!!

The outfit that Cindy said i look punk (but i tink more of funk)

Prebology!

Legs breaking II

Orchard. Me. CzL. Eric. Cs. Shop. Legs breaking.

Confirmed my tie. left shirt (maybe vest). see can fit into my cousin's blazer not(was in my house all along!!)

All BLACK! here i come!!

Oooohh! Saw Eric and he said i look FU_K(what were u tinking of.. is FUNK!). and cindy said i look Punk. wads e diff?!!?

Prebology!!

Hotel California

Just stumbled onto this song. Quite an oldie. but its really nice. The prelude if very long though.



This is the lyrics. is really SUPER COOL i tink!! its about a ghost story or sth

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair

Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air

Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light

My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim

I had to stop for the night

There she stood in the doorway;

I heard the mission bell

And I was thinking to myself,

'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'

Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)

Plenty of room at the Hotel California

Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, She got the Mercedes Benz

She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends

How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain, 'Please bring me my wine'

He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'

And still those voices are calling from far away

Wake you up in the middle of the night

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel California

Such a lovely Place (such a lovely face)

They livin' it up at the Hotel California

What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice

And she said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'

And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast

They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember, I was running for the door

I had to find the passage back to the place I was before

'Relax' said the nightman, We are programed to receive.

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

Prebology!!

weather is HELL!!

Oh my gosh. weather these few days are really hell man! its like i die die have to switch on the aircon during my slp and the fan (not oscillating).. and im kinda sweating like a pig! so much for trying to gain weight huh?!

hmmmm. im LAZY to post photos up again!! another time perhaps. xD
actually aint much photos to post anyways. most are with the other peeps!

Went to luyee house ytd. think is the first time i went there since she moved house?! her house really seemed like a zoo. with goldfishes. 2macaws. and a dog. inside her room is 2hamsters. If these were in my house my parents would really go mad.. Apparently with me and joan arnd we were kinda dilly-dallying. cuz we last min wanted to get stuff for daeyeon before he leaves Singapore. and was stuck with ronald and yudhi for like 5mins while cindy and joan went to get scotchtape. that 5mins was hell! ronald and yudhi = sex maniac combo! couldnt really stand their rubbish..

went over to luyee house and blah blah. makan talk etc. about 20ppl came?.. let me count.

Me
Joan
Cindy
Luyee
Daeyeon
Daeyeon bro
guangyi
shafiiq
yudhi
ronald
jiayi
jerald
tsali
tirza
lina
asta
junye
gabriel
xiaoyun
germaine
(that's about all i guess.....)

the turn-up rate wasnt too bad lah i think.. couldnt really click with yudhi and gang topic. so went to hang arnd with some others and play cards (no choice.) and left at arnd 11+. really surprised that daeyeon wasnt 'tau-pok-ed' that day....

while walking to bb central. received this msg from CzL:
"8.30am on gombak track" (directly from my hp)

Today morning. PURPOSELY woke up at 8(though i was dead tired) and sms-ed czl to wake him up. ate a light breakfast and called Czl at 8.25... and i heard a SUPER-DEAD voice. and as i expected. he asked me to postpone it =.=

nvm.. afternn went to play bball with junye cs jianhui(dunno how is it spelt. but is cs classmate) and asta.. eventually our court kena snatched and we went to play bridge instead.. IM SO GOOD AT BRIDGE!! XD

CZL.. YOU BETTER DUN BE LATE TMR!!

Prebology!!

RICETABLE

2e5 had did it again! late-coming is really our forte. actually i was one of the latecomers as well for today. slacked at home watching tv. but i wasnt e latest anyways!. there was jinfa and joan hu just woke up and cs who was in the elevator! we were supposed to meet at 11. but eventually left at 12.15pm. pro rite?..

Yibin said 1 freaking lame joke which is still vivid in my mind. "Preben u thirsy rite?. buy Thirsty Hippo!!"

took 174 to orchard. and i tink we made hell lot of noise inside. especially Cs! Lol. he had a hole in his pants and czl was trying hard to take photo of it. Then. cs started becoming carsick and PMS.

went to int'l building and started makan-ing. soon. joan howkiat and jiaguang came.. and cs PMS did not stop or sth.. complaining here and there. the food and everything... Really regret ordering the free-flow fruit juice..

TIP: Order the mineral water.. its so much more worth it!!

took a pic and went off.. Bill: $237.99

walked to plaza sing. but lazy kiat kiat and jiaguang went to take e car. eventually still had to wait. saturday orchard is really crowded. Went to Manhattan Fish Market for e 2nd time.. and ordered 6mudpie and 5tiramisu. ordered and czl found out that his $24 vouchers are invalid. only for The Central. Sighhhs. in e end paid $8.10.... Nvm Czl. we wun slap u :/

In e end. left e place and pls read czl blog for the lame things we did. we are hell procrastinators.

Reached bukit batok central and walked home with joan. (batok to gombak). actually the distance aint very far. and talked about some matters. we had loads of trouble recalling 4e5 class list. to think hu are the peeps going to luyee house tmr. in e end went to gombak mrt and ordered something. PEARLY SOYABEAN MILK!! from Mr Bean!! finally found someone hu shares the same "interest". i tink their pearls are THE BEST!!

will post e photos of ECP and today's outing soon. lazy to upload now :/

Prebology!!

MY LEGS ARE BREAKING!!

omg. i tink age is really catching up on me. feel so darn old now.. mere bike riding is killing my legs..................................... PAIN!!

East Coast Park. hell long since i went there?. about 11months alrdy? if im aint wrong went there previously with 2e5 for countdown. darn cool huh?.. with the pretty signal lights from the oil vessels. and only catching about 1/3 of all the fireworks in the sky?

This time went with s01..initially 8ppl were going. but ys had to accompany his mum for her bday. and tw.. dunno wad got into him. last-min dun wana go.. sighhhhs.

STUPID ZX!! ask me wait for him at jurong east MRT at 12.. i had to chiong my anime before i came out.. immediately i alight from the mrt. he called me. and i tot he took the same mrt as me and was to ask where i am currently....

Preben: Yo where u? i just alight from the mrt
Zx: Huh?
Preben: ehhh tell me where u.
Zx: ouhh. i just got out of arcade. now coming down.
Preben: =.= ouhhhh.. JE arcade huh?
Zx: No.. Lot 1
Preben: &*^%%$%^$%^&!!!!!!

In the end. he was late for like 20mins? and came with huiting and huishan. and off we went to bedok!! i heard huishan saying that felicia will wait for us at city hall and move tgter. in e end when we reached there.. i was wonderin why huishan didnt contact felicia.. reached bedok and...... SMS CAME.. (guess u noe wad happened)

Ate some mutton soup (chinese version)very nice lehh i tink. super duper tasty and the mutton had no weird taste! soon shinyun and felicia came, ate and we left for ECP!

Darn that bloody hell bus driver. told us to alight 5 stops ltr.. we alighted in e middle of nowhere and fortunately i recalled seeing an overhead bridge previously.. walked and finally reached ECP! at the cable ski area. NVM!.. had to walk for nearly 30mins till we reach the nearest bike kiosk.

TIP TO ALL PPL: next time if u wana go to ECP.. alight at the stop nearest to Victoria JC!. its the best stop i tink..

ok back to the topic. huiting rented a bike initially. and we began teaching her how to ride.. Zhixiang. Me. Felicia. Shinyun. Me. Zhixiang....... and it goes on. eventually zx was the one teaching her.. tried many times. but end of 2hrs. still couldnt master.. hais... how to go for night cycling?!.

For me. i didnt want to waste tt 2hours. stupid shinyun said she wanted to try roller-blading. so me and huishan agreed. nv to think she backed out e last minute. So.. me and huishan had our FIRST rollerblading exp. i fell once inside e shop. it was hell slippery lahh. lucky e fellow held on to me. okok.. zx then gave up on huiting and came and help me and huishan. felicia also.... try try try.... den zhixiang went to get one pair himself..

Zhixiang: Aiyo.. see other ppl play like so easy!
Me and huishan: NO LORHHH! u go try.
(after getting the blades...)
Zhixiang: Yeah! really not easy..
Preben: =)

oh yeahh. stupid zx went to video me and huishan while trying out. and we retaliated by snapping him as he got out of the shop...end of 2hours. could do some simple gliding(really simple) and stuff. but havent mastered it yet. but at least wont fall.

Then went to rent bike. zx ride 2-person bike with huiting. ok lah not bad. but my bike super siao.. i can ride until my entire leg will fly out of the paddle as i paddle too fast. den had hell catching up. but went back. it was so damn easy to accelerate. weirds.......

oh yeahh.. i saw a taiwanese singer in ECP!.. super weirds.. at first i saw this guy. damn muscular. and fit. running with 2 other guys. den i was like woahhh. as he came nearer. i found his face super familiar.. and it is Liu Geng Hong (刘田井宏） jay chou's fren?. den huiting came and ask me also.. wads a singer like him running naked in ECP?!?!?!. weird huh?

oh. before going home. was dead hungry and dehydrated. walked back to bus stop.. like decades man. finally reached and took bus. makan and went home. and now.... IM STILL HUNGRY!!

HELL TO MSN HOTMAIL!! (everytime i wana check mail. it lags my entire comp and disconnects my internet connection. but i can go to other webs..)

Prebology!!

OMG!! Is this true?!

YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

My A lvls have finally ended!! NOW IS GOING OUT TIME!
SO....

COME ON PEOPLE!! DATE ME OUT! xD

Hmm. but im taken this entire wk. plan for nxt wk kay?!..
outing. mahjong. karaoke. go ppl house. sports. ANYTHING!!!

now...
ECP!!


P.S. sorry for not bloggin these few days. have been watching anime and my bro switched off router before i could start typing anything

Prebology!!

3 more to go!

Econs was hell sucky. to think i was hopin to get an A. i tink i can get B i can secretly laugh (direct translation).. but pls. if can A Cambridge pls give it to me!!! was so freaking demoralised after the first paper. but czl then showed me a thread on stomp. and almost everyone, or practically everyone is ccomplaining like shit.. e 2nd paper. i tink it was okay. but i tink my brain wasnt at the optimum tt day. was really tired since morning.. sighhhhhhhh..

another paper tmr. but im really thinkin of how to slack alrdy.. didnt really study the whoe day today xD was real dead tired from econs ytd..

Oh yeah! i suddenly had the urge to try some things... Feel like trying korean bbq these few days. anyone got cheap and good ones to introduce?!?!.. and also yuki yaki! is fried jap ice-cream or sth. is in buffet-style. but $8.90++ per pax. but 2 hours nia. how how?! anyone wana join?!

DATE ME OUT ON 20TH ONWARDS PLS!!!!

Prebology!!

HALFWAY MARK REACHED!

done with 6 papers. left with 6 now.

i tink the exam timetable schedule really sucks. improper planning to be exact.. 6papers in 1 wk. and the rest within 2wks.. the 2nd wk only 2 papers.. and worse.. they place econs p2 and chem p2 on the same day. really wth..

really mugged econs this few days. but kinda regret for not putting in my 100% effort. and time cannot be reversed.. attempting to chiong right now. really want an A mans!! A!!!!!!!! so close yet so far.. hope whicheva god can bless me with the luck sia.

really hope my paper can end quickly. how i rise 17th nov can faster come. 20th nov bio p1 just hope for the best lah xD. and i can R-E-S-T!! and go out and do wadsoeva sort of crazy stuff

hmmm. have been talkin about studies these few days. like so sian. shldnt be so whiny about exams. hmmm. wad can i talk about myself???



NOTHING!!



exams is really everything in my head now.

Prebology!

As suck!

How i wish im taking O lvls now. i dun mind scoring alittle worse than wad i got as i still entered pj anyways..

A lvls is really hardcore mans!.. all the things that we didnt expect to came out did appear before my eyes during the 2hour paper. GP was the worst! all the freaking eg. that i memorised werent usable at all!. freaking essay and compre qns.. im really destined to flunk anything related to history man..

maths.. just as i tot i had confidence to score 90+!?!? stupid czl gave me a huge blow. cuz he made me remember that i forget to divide a step by half from the very beginning of the qn. Worse still. that was my 2nd attempt for that qn. i remembered to divide during my first try. SILLY ME!! ARGHHhh!! really hate myself sia. nvm. just do well for paper 2 on fri. STATS RULE!

i still have 8 more papers to go. only 4 gone. sighhhs. econs my worse nightmare is just 6days later. and before it is chem p2 and p3. and maths p2. HOW?! 6essays in 2hr15mins. just hope my hand doesnt fail me that day pls.......

Ohh! thanks czl and yunyu for the well-wishes for bio today. really appreciate it. though it didnt really true for me =((

If these continue. i really wonder how can i apply for scholarship nxt yr?!..

Prebology!!